What do you dislike about Undertale

Sans / In battle


Before the fight:

  • heya.
  • you were busy huh?
  • ...
  • so i have a question for you
  • do you think that even the worst person can change ...?
  • that anyone can be a good person if they just try?
  • heh heh heh heh ...
  • okay.
  • well, here's a better question.
  • do you want to have a bad time?
  • because if you take one more step forward ...
  • you REALLY don't like what happens next.
  • well
  • sorry old woman.
  • that's exactly why I never make any promises.

1. Revenge:

  • heya.
  • you look like you're frustrated about something.
  • guess I'm pretty good at my job, huh?

2. Revenge:

  • hmm. this face.
  • this is the face of someone who has died twice in a row.
  • suffice it to say that you look quite ... dissatisfied.
  • all right.
  • how about we make three of it?

3. Revenge:

  • hmm. this face.
  • this is the face of someone who has died three times in a row.
  • ...
  • hey, what comes after "three"?
  • do you want to help me find out?

4. Revenge:

  • hmm. this face.
  • this is the face of someone who has died four times in a row.
  • four times? four times?
  • well, we won't have to use the number again anyway.

5. Revenge:

  • hmm. this face.
  • this is the face of someone who has died five times in a row.
  • sent, huh? that would be one for each finger.
  • but soon...

6. Revenge:

  • hmm. this face.
  • this is the face of someone who has died six times in a row.
  • this is the number of fingers on a mutant hand.
  • but soon...

7. Revenge:

  • hmm. this face.
  • this is the face of someone who has died seven times in a row.
  • hey this is good. seven should be a lucky number.
  • who knows, maybe you'll pull off the big one ...

8. Revenge:

  • hmm. this face.
  • this is the face of someone who has died eight times in a row.
  • this is the number of fingers on a spider.
  • but soon...

9. Revenge:

  • hmm. this face.
  • this is the face of someone who has died seven times in a row.
  • nope, wait, that's definitely nine, sorry.
  • or was it ten?

10. Revenge:

  • hmm. this face.
  • this is the face of someone who has died ten times in a row.
  • hey, congratulations! the big anniversary!
  • let's invite all your friends to a big party.
  • we eat a lot of cake and hot dogs and ...
  • hmmm ... wait. something is not right.
  • you have no friends at all.

11. Revenge:

  • hmm. this face.
  • this is the face of someone who has died eleven times in a row.
  • well, give or take.
  • there are only small differences in this item.
  • don't think I can count very well from here on.
  • count for me, ok?
  • we start at 12.

12. Revenge and all after:

  • let's just get to the point.

Kill Sans, then switch off without saving and challenge him again:

  • ...
  • that expression on your face ...
  • ...
  • well, I'm not going to give it a description.

Resurrection Battle 2 and all others:

  • ...
  • that expression on your face ...
  • ...
  • you really are some freak, huh?

Struggle:

  • it's a beautiful day outside. the birds sing, the flowers bloom ... on days like these, children like you should ...
  • Roast in hell. [Only until the player has survived the initial attack twice.]
  • ready? [If the initial dialog was skipped in the previous fight.]
  • huh. always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first. [First time the player survived the initial attack.]
  • so, like i said earlier, it's a beautiful day out there. why not relax and take it easy? [When the player tries to skip the dialogue after surviving the initial attack.]
  • What? do you think I'll just stand there and take it? [Attack.]
  • our reports show a massive anomaly in the space-time continuum. timelines jump right and left, start and stop ... [Attack # 2.]
  • until suddenly everything stops. [Attack # 3.]
  • heh heh heh ... that's your fault, isn't it? [Attack # 4.]
  • you can't understand how that feels [Attack # 5.]
  • to know that one day without any warning ... everything will be reset. [Attack # 6.]
  • look I gave up trying to go back a long time ago [Attack # 7.]
  • And getting to the surface is no longer so irritating. [Attack # 8.]
  • because even if we make it ... we'll end up here again without any memories of anything, right? [Attack # 9.]
  • to be open ... that kind of makes it difficult for me to give my all. [Attack # 10.]
  • ... or is that just a cheap excuse to be lazy ...? I have no idea. [Attack # 11.]
  • all I know is ... when I see what's coming ... I can no longer afford not to care. [Attack # 12.]
  • ugh ... now that i said that ... you, uh, really like swinging this thing around, huh? ...Listen. [Attack # 13.]
  • I know you didn't answer me earlier, but ... in there somewhere. I can feel it. the memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. someone who in another time might have been ... a friend? come on buddy. do you remember me? please if you're listening ... let's forget about all of this, ok? just put your gun on the ground and ... well, my job will be a lot easier. [Normal spare dialogue.]
  • friendship ... is really great, right? let's stop fighting. [Spare dialogue, if the player has tried to spare Sans before.]
  • ... you spare me? at last. friend. Dude. i know how hard it must be ... to make that decision. reset everything you've been working towards. I want you to know ... that I won't waste this. ... come here, buddy. [Spare.]
    • * niiimmmmmmm that !!! if we were really friends ... you won't come back. [Game over-screen after sparing Sans.]
  • well, it was worth a try. guess you like doing things the hard way, huh? [Attack # 14.]
  • woah, you look REALLY pissed off ... hehehe ... did I get you? well, if you came back anyway ... does that mean we were never REALLY friends, huh? heh. don't tell the other sans-it, okay? [Attack # 14 if the player spared Sans previously.]
  • sounds strange, but before all this I was secretly hoping we could be friends. i always thought the anomaly did this because it was unfortunate. and once she got what she wanted she'd stop all of this. [Attack # 15.]
  • and maybe all they needed was ... I don't know. some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends. [Attacks # 16.]
  • but that's ridiculous, right? yes you are that kind of person who would NEVER be happy. [Attack # 17.]
  • you consume timelines over and over until ... well. hey let me tell you one thing, child. one day ... you have to learn to STOP. [Attack # 18.]
  • and this day is TODAY. [Attack # 19.]
  • because ... you know ... all this fighting makes me really tired. [Attack # 20.]
  • and if you keep harassing me ... i will be forced to use my special attack. [Attack # 21.]
  • yes, my special attack. does it sound familiar to you? well, prepare. because after the next train I will use it. so if you don't want to see her now would be a great time to die. [Attack # 22.]
  • well, will go wrong ... are you ready? survive THAT and I'll show you my special attack. [Attack # 23]
  • puff ... puff ... okay. that's it. it's time for my special attack. Are you ready? it will work out. [Attack # 23.]
  • yep. that's true. it is literally nothing. and there will be something too. heh heh heh ... do you understand? I know that I can't beat you on one of your trains ... you will just kill me. so, uh. I've made up my mind ... that it will never BE your train. not at all. I'll just keep my turn until you give up Even if it means I'll stand here until the end of time. capiche? [Attack # 23.]
  • you will get bored here. if you're not bored already, I mean. and then you will finally stop. [Attack # 23.]
  • I know your way. you're, uh, very determined, aren't you? you never give up, even if there is, uh ... absolutely NO benefit of any kind if you keep going. if i can make it clear no matter what, you just keep going. not because of any desire for good or bad ... but simply because you think you "can". and because you can ... "you have to do it". [Attack # 23.]
  • but now you have reached the end. there is nothing left for you now. so, uh, in my personal opinion ... the most "determined" thing you can do here right now? is, uh, to give up completely. and ... (yawn) literally doing everything else. [Attack # 23.]
  • heh, did you really think you would be able- [Attack # 24.]
  • ... ... ... so ... guess that's it, huh? ... just don't tell ... me that I didn't warn you. well i go to grillby's. papyrus, do you want anything? [Attack # 25.]